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Monday, August 11th, 2008
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2 /3 BHK Flat available in Gardenia Square of Gardenia India Ltd., Indirapuram-Sufficient green spaces,Private balconies with all bedrooms ,Internet broad band connectivity.Ample parking space.Hi - tech security & fire fighting systems-Modern high speed lifts,Multipurpose hall,Power backup & round the clock water supply, Gardenia Square is such a beautiful place that fulfills your every dream and […]
4+1BHK Flat available in Assotech Realty Elegant
Monday, August 11th, 2008
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4+1BHK Flat available in Assotech Realty Elegant of Assotech Developers Limited in Indirapuram-Sufficient green spaces,Private balconies with all bedrooms ,Internet broad band connectivity.Ample parking space.Hi - tech security & fire fighting systems-Modern high speed lifts,Multipurpose hall,Power backup & round the clock water supply,Secure Central Park for children with swings and slopes,Specialized day to take care […]
2 /3 BHK Flat available in Gardenia Square of Gardenia India Ltd.,
Monday, August 11th, 2008
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2 /3 BHK Flat available in Gardenia Square of Gardenia India Ltd., Indirapuram-Sufficient green spaces,Private balconies with all bedrooms ,Internet broad band connectivity.Ample parking space.Hi - tech security & fire fighting systems-Modern high speed lifts,Multipurpose hall,Power backup & round the clock water supply, Gardenia Square is such a beautiful place that fulfills your every dream and […]
How To: Be A Successful Evil Overlord
Friday, August 8th, 2008The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my […]
The Five Stages Of Drunkeness
Thursday, August 7th, 2008THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
Stage #1 — Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You
know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who
will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course
the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will […]
DDA Flats in Delhi
Thursday, August 7th, 2008 DDA Flats in
Delhi have provided decent shelter and housing to countless residents of Delhi. In the true sense of the term, DDA Flats in
Delhi have come as a relief especially at a time when the escalated prices of Real Estate and Delhi Property became unreachable to the lower and middle class residents of
Delhi. DDA (Delhi […]
FLOUTING OF EWS NORMS COULD LAND BUILDERS IN TROUNBLE
Monday, August 4th, 2008Builders would face hefty fines if they do not set aside 15% space in their housing projects for the economically weaker sections (EWS). The ministry of housing has asked states to crack down on developers who violate EWS reservation. Repeated failure to implement the policy may also result in government taking back land allocated for […]
RS 2,000 CR TO BE INVESTED FOR FOUR RETAIL CITIES BY SUNCITIY PROJECTS
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008
Realty player Suncity Projects today announced its plans to develop four retail cities in the country with an investment of around Rs 2,000 crore by 2011. The retail cities, under the brand name ‘Jewel of India’ would come up at Greater Noida,
Indore. Jaipur and Mohali. The first of these cities would become operational in Jaipur […]
REMFS APPROVED
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008
The cloud over real estate mutual funds (REMF) has lifted. The finance ministry has brushed aside RBI’s concerns of REMFs violating foreign direct investment (FDI) norms in the realty sector. North Block has said the central bank’s concern – stating that REMF scheme notified by Sebi in April contradicted FDI norms-was unwarranted. The finance ministry […]
Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel
Saturday, July 26th, 2008The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:
had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to […]